This is primarily a Glee blog featuring the poly of Jesse St. James, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson & Sebastian Smythe. Here you'll find my thinky thoughts and kickyfeet flails about the plots, characters, various ships, & Glee cast members along with my fan fiction and enthusiastic fangirling about my other fandoms such as Teen Wolf (❤Sterek) and Criminal Minds as well. I know that fandom is serious business (◕‿-✿) but I'm just here to have fun and share my feels with people who enjoy the things I do and discover new things to flail over. ＼(^o^)／

WARNING: I have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy about hate, (criticism is fine; HATE is not ) especially as it pertains to Kurt/Chris, Blaine/Darren, Stiles/Dylan or Derek/Tyler H, Klaine and Sterek. Post it & I don't follow you/ unfollow you. I multiship like it's my job, lead a Kurt Hummel and Stiles Stilinski appreciation life, Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan are my OTP of OTP's ♥ and if you didn't ship Cory and Topanga we can't be friends (j/k but seriously how can you NOT ship Cory and Topanga?!)

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I’m watching Cruel Intentions for the millionth time and realizing all I want in my (fanfiction)life is a Cruel Intentions inspired Sebklaine fic where Kurt is Annette, Sebastian is…well Sebastian and Blaine is Kathryn.

It’s not exactly following the plot of the movie b/c in my head Seb and Blaine aren’t step brothers (go with me here please lol)  They’re childhood friends who grew up together and are Dalton’s power couple but have the understanding they can hook up with other people but ONLY as one night stands and absolutely NO feelings allowed.  

The boys have bits of the personalities of the movie Kat and Seb.  Blaine appears to be the perfect role model/gentleman on the surface but in reality he’s devious and deceitful, manipulative and ruthless, seductive and secretive.  Sebastian is a playboy. He doesn’t give two fucks about his reputation.  He seduces at will, is charming and intelligent and the only real connection he has with anyone else is with Blaine…and with an aunt who dotes on him.

Enter Kurt.   He wins a scholarship to Dalton,  joins the Warblers and lands on Seblaine’s radar (maybe he’s taking voice/dance/piano lessons or s/thing from Seb’s aunt) They find out he’s a virgin and make a “gentleman’s” bet on which one of them can get him into bed first.   They both set about seducing him and Kurt finds himself initially repulsed and spurns both boys (this is innocent, moral, baby penguin Kurt here) but they each manipulate ways to force him into spending time w/them and he slowly gets to know them and falls for them both.  Meanwhile both Blaine and Seb find themselves actually falling for Kurt as well.  After awhile they call off the bet but keep spending time with Kurt and eventually they all end up in bed and then…dun dun dun…per the “one night only” rule, Seblaine break his heart by dumping him (neither wants to, they think the other does and don’t want to lose them).

Everyone is miserable, Seblaine have a talk about it, realize they’ve both fallen for Kurt and then try to win him back…but Kurt doesn’t make it easy and they may not succeed.

I know it’s a bit contrived but I think at some point I’m going to write this (probably after I finish my Kurtbastian Mafia story for the GKM) b/c it’s been on my brain literally since Sebastian’s debut.  I just don’t know if anyone would read it or this is one of those ideas that only sound good to me, you know?